One-liners are direct quotes of funny things that my friends and colleagues have said, a practice that I adopted from a blog I write with a friend. I’ve decided to continue the practice on my journey due to the hilarity that culture clash adds to most interactions.
Having perfect hair isn’t very Elizabethan.
The Dutch are playing like they’re wearing clogs!
Dance Floor Make-Outs, obviously!
They probably held you in custody because you’re ginger. They’re quite racist about gingers in Britain.
The problem with Paris is that they don’t understand margaritas.
You should go and hang out in the toilet. I think you’ll love it.