Wednesday one-liners: dance parties and Australian

I don’t dance. I mean, I enjoy dancing, but I have to be with a group of people I’m comfortable with… Like my dog and my sister.


It wasn’t the cough that carried him off, it was the coffin they carried him off in.


I learned the key to talking Australian today: “Keep your teeth clenched to keep the flys out.”


You know how some people sync up their periods when they live together? We’ve synced up our bladders.


Do you know that Abby and baby have the same letters?


I feel like I was meant to be tan because I’m of tan descent.

1 comment
  1. notthesister said:

    can you post this on facebook? I feel like the world should know how well I shimmy in my sweats

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