Wednesday one-liners: tears and translations

She thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips.
-No…. I’m just the bag of chips.

Why do you go to the diet kitchen?
-I’m a non-wheatian.

I’m translating from English… TO English!

I meant to laugh, but then I cried instead.

If you were a hamburger, I would call you the McBeautiful.

Don’t worry, that was just pretend aggression.

Intellectual English is just fake French.

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1 comment
  1. Carol said:

    I hope the tears weren’t yours. Miss you.

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