Wednesday one-liners: Europe, bugs, and adventures

I bought some giant diamond earrings for me and my mom… we look like rappers.


I mean, if we’re on the wrong train, it’ll just be an adventure. Or, you know, we might get arrested. Either way, adventure.


Where do we catch the bus to Germany?


Reading the Hunger Games without a warning is like going into Sophie’s Choice thinking it’s a RomCom.


Europe is weird. Let’s leave.


We can handle bears or moose, but not bugs. That’s gross.


He is a delicious piece of Swiss white chocolate.


Joanne is walking diabetes.


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