What’s your natural hair color?
-I don’t know… Dirty blonde?
Yeah, I’ve always thought you were a dirty blonde.
How did you get these bruises, by kicking the trees?
-No, I hug them!
You don’t need to talk to a German. You just need to drink with one.
I hate my liver. That’s why I punish it every weekend.
He’s like, the runt of the terrorists.