Wednesday one-liners: awkward moments and mistaken identities

We probably should close the window if we’re going to be racist.

 

I know when I should be serious and when I should be drunk.

 

Your mom is always turned on. I mean, I mean… Her on button is always pushed… I mean, she’s really energetic.

 

I was once mistaken for a boy.
-I was once mistaken for a boy for two years.

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